Meming

Memes ulti­mately allow you to post with­out think­ing about what you actu­ally want to talk about; memes are a cheap one-off, the multiple-choice ques­tion of blog­ging. So obvi­ously, when you are in a mall when zom­bies attack. You have:

1. One weapon
2. One song blast­ing on the speakers
3. One famous per­son to fight along side you.

And you choose to use:

1. Edy’s Rich and Creamy French Silk Ice Cream. 1/2 the fat of moth­er­fuck­ing butter!
2. Sweet Words, by Cut. Because I am in love with the song now; it’s a road­house cut from the dis­torted cloth that Blur’s Song 2 came from.
3. Angelina Jolie. Duh.