I Hate It Here

Sigh. Update: For those of you who are offended by this title, please take this oppor­tu­nity to fur­ther your cul­tural edu­ca­tion. Update 2: “How could you take a man’s life to save $20 on a TV?”

Fuck Hope

Hope is a high-rate credit card. You can get charge away your pain now, but you pay more when it’s all said and done — you get real tired of pay­ing your bal­ance after the first 12 months.

Rage

The poet whis­pers it qui­etly, and the care­less ear misses it, hid­ing there in the back­ground… “Anger is a Gift.” Last Friday night, my room­mate began to cook some fish fil­lets. You know the ones, the breaded cod you buy by the bag­ful. The ones which take 15 min­utes, go fine with tar­tar sauce, but are …