Ubuntu Ruined My Life

[There’s a whole bunch of mean­der­ing aca­d­e­mic pon­tif­i­cat­ing and me tak­ing myself too seri­ously. About two thirds of the way down it gets really good, though. I promise. Also, the woman is now online and back in school. –JC] So appar­ently, some­one was try­ing to take online courses, ordered the cheap­est Dell with a CD — which …